shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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