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(423): View more from Tennessee

NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog

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(206): View more from Washington

This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.

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(253): View more from Washington

dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.

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(208): View more from Idaho

She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"

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(410): View more from Maryland

she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

I want to go out and have good clean fun.

(931): View more from Tennessee

Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.

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(309): View more from Illinois

Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.

(815): View more from Illinois

It started going awry when I fell through a roof.

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