puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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