i don't like sucking hair
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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