Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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