I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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