what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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