I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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