Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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