I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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