The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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