Where did you get a picture of my penis
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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