3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Randomize
