There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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