She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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