just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
