No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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