I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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