ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
He felt like a one man threesome
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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