Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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