We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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