apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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