North Korea, Best Korea!
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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