So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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