we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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