is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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