Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
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my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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