Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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