He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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