pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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