Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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