She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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