Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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