and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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