like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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