Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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