I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
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