Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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