Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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