dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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