Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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