We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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