how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
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I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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