That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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