69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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