Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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