There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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