Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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