I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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