forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
