have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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