you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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