porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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