I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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