I wish I could teleport
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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