There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
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