Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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